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    🔴 HELLFUKCER MEGABONEZONE DEATHTHREAD

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    👹 just thought of a new movie idea called "hellfucker"

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    👹 just thought of a new movie idea called "hellfucker"

    Oh no, hellfucked again!
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    👹 just thought of a new movie idea called "hellfucker"

    Which is in the hallway.
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    👺 godzilla vs 99 draculas

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    👹 chemtrails

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    bulldozer tanks explained

    Uh, I'm pretty sure the bulldozer part is so they can tidy up after causing a mess blowing up buildings and stuff.
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    ❣️ drinking monster megathread

    I follow my morning caffeine pills with a Xyience. Wash 'em down with water from my bedside table, though.
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    ❣️ drinking monster megathread

    I'm just happy that I've cut back to the point that I rarely break 1000mg of caffeine per day.
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    ❣️ drinking monster megathread

    They kept me at the ER for a while one time because my resting heartrate was maintaining around 160 bpm. That was pretty much due to my raging alcoholism at the time, though. Did you have a bounding pulse, too? If I went too long without drinking I'd get bounding pulse, and it is a special...
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    ❣️ drinking monster megathread

    Xyience is the best energy drink. :colbert:
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    ever notice how everyone on skullmund is mind controlled except me?

    To be mind-controlled the person in question would first, by necessity, need to have a mind to be controlled, which renders many of us here immune.