Recent content by welkem
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    🕯️ nasa should blow up the goblin planet heres why

    I could kick a gobleins fucken ass
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    🕯️ nasa should blow up the goblin planet heres why

    I have icy rings
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    🕯️ nasa should blow up the goblin planet heres why

    I'm Saturn
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    🕯️ nasa should blow up the goblin planet heres why

    Hey planet nine wanna meet planet six it's me I'm planet 6
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    👹 just thought of a new movie idea called "hellfucker"

    What about Hallfucker and its set on the desk in Daves office
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    👺 Top 5 Video Games of ALL TIME official list

    d2, ss2, ds, de, tboi
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    🙀 what if a bear gets bitten by a werewolf

    U get a Falcor from the neverending story but it's brown
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    bodybuilder spiders vs bodybuilder scorpions

    The noble crab, like cool white men and their wives, had no ass
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    bodybuilder spiders vs bodybuilder scorpions

    If u have an exoskeleton and a tail you're fucked up man All the cool things that live in a husk just have like a stinger or some ssppinnerretts
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    im going to start a skull cult

    Truevia Plant Based Makeup cult
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    im going to start a skull cult

    Aren't those scams though, like those guys who killed themselves and wore Nikes were just fags not cool cultists
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    im going to start a skull cult

    Oh yeah snake cult I guess spider cult but not really, spider cult is just snake cults imaginary friend
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    im going to start a skull cult

    I feel like there should be sex cult but in the case of the western hemisphere that's just a dingy swingers club with like sawdust on the floor instead of linoleum and in the case of India it's just farts and a dirty river
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    im going to start a skull cult

    I think the only cult choices are wolf cult, blood cult, and skull cult I mean I can't think of anything else