i just had this crazy dream
i made a new friend he was a black guy with a mustache but then i had to piss really badly so i pushed him out of the way while shouting i had to take a piss
i kept pissing harder and harder and meanwhile my new friend was giving me shit about pushing him and then steven seagal in the urinal stall next to mine (before he got fat) started laughing at us
i told steven seagal to fuck off meanwhile i was pissing so hard that my piss was just being reflected right back at me and it turned to blood and i was just drenched in piss and blood
steven seagal laughed his fucking ass off