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death

mund born bastard
#1
you can take either the blue pill (its blue) or the red pill (its red) or the monster (unleash the beast)

choose wisely
 
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Cunt

Guest
#4
anybody remember the game deja vu 2 for the nes
you had to get dressed when it starts and then could go >remove pants in all the locations and get through out
 

death

mund born bastard
#6
i dont think djillbert was wearing pants to begin with
 

fuck

DTF 4 USD
#7
I came home drunk last night and tanned a monster and wrote some of a report I thought it would keep me lively for an hour maybe but I was still going 5 hours later
 
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Saint Isaias Boner

Guest
#8
anybody remember the game deja vu 2 for the nes
you had to get dressed when it starts and then could go >remove pants in all the locations and get through out
I used to play deja vu when I was a kid turns out it's completely impossible for a (retarded) child
 

Cunt

Guest
#9
anybody remember the game deja vu 2 for the nes
you had to get dressed when it starts and then could go >remove pants in all the locations and get through out
I used to play deja vu when I was a kid turns out it's completely impossible for a (retarded) child
protip: don't shoot people with the gun and it's easier to win the game
 
REVENGE OF JIMMY SKULL

REVENGE OF JIMMY SKULL

SPOOKY THEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#10
!rollbones 1d10+2
 
REVENGE OF JIMMY SKULL

REVENGE OF JIMMY SKULL

SPOOKY THEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#11
i roll a 3
 
REVENGE OF JIMMY SKULL

REVENGE OF JIMMY SKULL

SPOOKY THEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#12
i have fallen off the building
 
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