Plans to destroy the Empire part 1: rocket barge
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Step one is get the barge. U gotta go get the barge to make a rocket barge. This is critical. Luckily they got all kinds of rusted out decommissioned barges around the place waiting for sum1 w/ the touch to come along and move it off to one of those old waterfront warehouse spots they don't use no more since industry is dead.

Next up u gotta get some rockets. Well this is harder to do since they don't just leave rockets laying around for half-injun psychopaths to grab up n use... or do they?? You ever notice those old metal poles on chain link fences? How they come in different sizes n diameters? Yank out 9 of those big suckers and bind them in a square "pod," wrap up the bottom w/ chicken wire and drop them into a paint bucket w/ some cement. Do this a bunch until u have a barge filled w/ launch pods. Then all u need is some thinner posts to put into the launch pods and a good accelerant to get em shooting out ur barge. Don't forget a stable payload and a impact trigger! See u in part 2~~!
 
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wtf the barge is frozen in place in this endless tundra???
 
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Space barge. :pseudo101:
 
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:holymoley::holymoley::pseudo: <-this one
 
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Rocket Barge, pt. 2nd: Finding Jeff sBezos

It's bvery important, once u have ur rocket barge to find the home of Jeff VBesos and when he is going to be in the home. Yuou might think that this is going to be hard, but it turns out that when a empire space jet flies it's gotta have a identifying code like a license plate, but for radios and even a high ranking spacce devil guy whatever they're called, he's gotta use that too. So u monitor the air-traffic comtroll frequencies, and when u find his jet is coming to the area, u start to move ther ocket barge into position for a night attack. It's important to make sure his plane don't just take off again after that, because a massive rocket artillery strike only catches a guy by surprise one time and then he's lifing in bunkers.