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hard rider fast dieer (too fast for u)
imagine being a taxidermist and then always make it so theyre fighting each other damn
 
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why thank you thats just how i wanted to remember my pet snake and bear
 

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gonna have to wathc some vids on this shit damn
 
my brother in law got me a cheap taxidermy mouse for my brithday it was kinda crooked and it came in an old box for some dentistry chemicals, idk if they use the same stuff for taxidermy or if the guy that made it is also an amateur dentist
 

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hard rider fast dieer (too fast for u)
hmm i wonder if he performed dentistry on the mouse and if thats related to the cause of death of said mouse
 

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hard rider fast dieer (too fast for u)
i wonder what the hardest kind of dentistry is
mouse dentistry sounds like its expert level already
 
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hard rider fast dieer (too fast for u)
do you think they keep like high scores or whatever
 
they probably have a forest of fillings and its trees that turn into big square grins the more dentist points they make
 
you ever think about the kung fu werewolf



supposedly a shaolin monk found him as a hairy baby in the woods and then he became a kung fu master and fought bears

also supposedly this is a photo of him sticking his arm in a bears mouth but they editted the fucking bear out wtf