[fuck]

I'm slowly watching the Heavy Metal cartoon in the first scene a space car falls to the ground and deploys a parachute after landing, the astronaut drives home and his daughter comes out, he opens a briefcase he wanted to show her and an evil orb comes out and turns him into a green skeleton and melts him and I think hypnotises the girl. Not seen any more yet.

 

[death]

hell yeah they need to make machete kills in space!!!
its going to be sick as hell

 

[death]

machete fuckin rules

 

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planet terror rules too. i havent seen mayhem will check it out
i saw the heavy metal movies theyre ok. would be alot better if it was live action

 

[death]

no I saw a film where Dolph Lundgreen fought a dragon but it was really bad

hmm how was that bad

the dragon wasn't in it enough and I don't think he even slew the dragon

Planet Terror and Machete were pretty good, I guess if you haven't seen them and Machete Kills they are probably all good

did you see reign of fire its really good its the dragon apocalypse movie

 

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i hate when they make a movie called ultragator or some shit and then the ultragator is only shown for like 3 minutes

 

[death]

movie success formula:
step 1: make cool movie
step 2: make cool movie IN SPACE

 

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i hope they make lavalantula 3 and i hope that it will be in space!! (secret moon volcanoes discovered???)

 

[death]

dragons....


in space!!!!

 

[cornbread]

I'm gay

 

[fuck]

i hope they make lavalantula 3 and i hope that it will be in space!! (secret moon volcanoes discovered???)

yeah they should all be running around a space station in zero G doing kung fu kicks to avoid lava and maybe they wear ice suits to fight the lavalantulas with space kungfu

 

[fuck]

Then they fly their space station straight into the exovolcano on a suicide mission to end the lavalantula wave, and it turns out inside there that the planet is literally hell (666 lava 666 lantula)

 

[death]

thus marks the start of the hellfucker saga

 

[fuck]

no I saw a film where Dolph Lundgreen fought a dragon but it was really bad

hmm how was that bad

the dragon wasn't in it enough and I don't think he even slew the dragon

Planet Terror and Machete were pretty good, I guess if you haven't seen them and Machete Kills they are probably all good

did you see reign of fire its really good its the dragon apocalypse movie

no I guess I will watch it or some of it when I am done with Heavy Metal

 

[Creatu]

i hate when they make a movie called ultragator or some shit and then the ultragator is only shown for like 3 minutes

fucking this, this is one of the thing i hate the most in this d*mn world, these movies are more about people talking and doing boring shit than actual cool animal/monster killing

the only thing worst than that are off-screen kills, on PG-13 movies, fuck these, if i could i would kidnap the PG-13 and force it to become R rated so all the boring PG-13 movies become cool R rated movies with lot of blood and gore, no off screen kills