[death]

explosions are my favourite kind of stealth
they cant see you if theyre blown the fuck up

 

[fuck]

hiding inside an explosion and ready to strike, trying not to giggle because they cant see me

 

[death]

just saw the movie sisu its about an insane finnish guy who refuses to die vs the nazi army lol they dont stand a chance
its big time carnage 10/10

 

[fuck]

damn that film looks good

 

[death]

saw johnny wick 4: johnny wick vs fat scott adkins vs blind donnie yen
it starts kind of boring but then johnny wick has a dragonbreath shotgun and he kills the fuck out of all the enemies with fire bullets
needless to say it pwned

 

[fuck]

being blind donny yen would be terrible because you couldnt watch your films

 

[death]

cool theme song from movie i just saw which is apparently the movie of all time that lost the most money lol get fucked investors
they didnt say fuck in the movie i guess thats why nobody paid for it

 

[fuck]

i counted a bunch of places where they could have said fuck in that theme song alone

going to make basically the same film but its called Sphere of Pain and it's about lunar nightclub owner Eddie Murphy inventing a machine that uses energy from psychic "pain waves" to steer the moon into the earth and the collision opens a gateway into hell (conventional subterranean hell but its in the future so the demons still have lasers). how will madcap businessman eddie murphy keep control of new hollow earth moon hell? big laughs when the character playing the pope says fuck.

 

[death]

god damn thyats the coolest movie
big laughs from me 4real when the pope said fuck

 

[death]

watching some cool montages of movies from johnny woo and friends

 

[death]

fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[fuck]

everybody kepy telling me "hey watch the raid no watch the raid 2 even better" and tbh it wasnt anything like as real as the night comes for us and i turned it off. gonna turn on sisu

 

[death]

sisu is the most pwnage movie ive seen all year no contest

 

[fuck]

finally finished watching sisu, film basically got more wild as it went along but also liked the bit where sisu turns into a lake monster for a few minutes

 

[fuck]

just watched Tribnulation 99. Very informative but would probably be better in little 10 minute segments