I want everyone to meet Reginald Bartholomew Skullperson III (original character do not steal)

iwantyourskulls

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name: reginald bartholomew skullperson III (original character do not steal)

age: 17

gender: male

class: vanguard warrior

likes: his skull, his mom, being cool, slaying, drinking monster energy with his bros (but dont tell his mom because she doesn't know xd), playing call of duty modern warfare 2 multiplayer, playing mandolin

dislikes: bullying, catholics, nickelback, the color blue, living mortals, disposing of the bodies of his enemies, when his mom makes him clean his room

origin: reginald was a top cia operative when he was shot in the head by the pope during a coup on the united states. he was left for dead and went to hell where he was discovered by gundarr hammerfist, son of talmir the destroyer, who became his master, and trained him in the art of slaughter. when he was done with training gundarr awarded him the astral battleaxe of fire and destruction, with which reginald has been roaming the underworld ever since. he is on a quest to search all of hell and kill the soul of every pope who has ever lived, as revenge for john paul II shooting a hole in his most valued possession. (his skull)
 
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he seems like a cool kid I'd also like to meet this Gundarr character
 

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can he see out the hole in his head? Or does it shoot death rays? Or maybe it's an "in" hole only and he uses it for copulation? These intrigues should make it easier for young reginald to make friends
 
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iwantyourskulls

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i forgot to mention that he can condense the evil thoughts inside his head into plasma rays which he can shoot out of the bullethole. he mainly uses this to incapacitate his enemies so that he can decapitate them.

i wouldn't fuck the hole if i were you but if you ask nicely and say nohomo afterwards reginald can give you a handjob that'll rock your socks off.
 
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iwantyourskulls

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he seems like a cool kid I'd also like to meet this Gundarr character
gundarr hammerfist is my dnd character. he is a 120 year old chaotic neutral dwarf fighter who was sent to hell by his father talmir the destroyer to retrieve the astral battleaxe of fire and destruction, a family heirloom that went to hell when it's owner, talmir's brother ulfgar was damned for eternity for fucking the daughter of the dread god koth'bzulu.

gundarr retrieved the axe, but decided to give it to reginald after seeing his determination and lust for revenge. reginald swore an oath to utilize the weapon to decapitate the soul of every pope that has ever lived. (the axe was enchanted to be able to kill the souls of the dead)
 
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this dude is pretty cool, wanna have a beer with him
 

iwantyourskulls

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is he super gay or just regular gay
he is omnisexual. he'll fuck anything, but if it's male he will say nohomo afterwards
 
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sounds like he really needs to make peace with his sexuality--maybe the subject of his first campaign?
 

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sounds like he really needs to make peace with his sexuality--maybe the subject of his first campaign?
I'm planning to make Reginald the main character in a 4-hour rock opera with elements of danger music and dadaist nihilism, inspired by 80's buddy cop movies and the works of Robert E. Howard. It's going to be the first part of my magnum opus, a 26-part epic spanning multiple creative formats, including but not limited to:

- A 4-hour rock opera (obviously)
- A novella
- A video game
- A laserdisc-exclusive movie trilogy
- A concept album, that will only be available on 8-track tape
- An 800-page book
- A novelette
- A 3-panel comic strip series
- A 20-part lore-encyclopedia
- A broadway musical
- An art exhibition
- An interactive online experience
- A treasurehunt (think Masquerade times 10)


It'll also feature cyborg bionicle sharks, if I can convince the studio that they are vital to the story. It's going to be called:

Fear and Loathing in Hell: Scenes from the Orgy of Death and Decapitation that is the Eternal Life of Reginald Bartholomew Skullperson III and the Chronicles of what is to Become the Papal Genocide part 1: The Betrayal, and the Unsuccessful Attempt to Cope with the Natural Beauty of Sexual Frustration Caused by the Absence of a Dick to Fuck with

I don't think the quest for a sexual identity will be the main plotline, but I think it'll make a great subplot. Right now I'm in the process of developing the characters and doing some concept art. Really just getting my ideas in order. Stay tuned for more character drawings.
 
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these are all good ideas but i feel that Reginald's quest for sexual self acceptance should be more of an over-arching leitmotif during his ascendance to glory
 
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a 4-hour rock opera with elements of danger music and dadaist nihilism, inspired by 80's buddy cop movies and the works of Robert E. Howard
this is the best idea I ever heard