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mund born bastard
#17
special powers
thulsa doom: mind control over snakes, badass warrior
ice T: big fucking gun with a chainsaw, hardcore gamer
the general: cool ak47, the army, military tactics
lord humongous: crazy wasteland rider, wasteland fleet
bruce lee: lightsaber kung fu
 

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#18
There's a bit in mad max where if you turn on subtitles you csn see Lord Hummungus calling different parts of his gang "smegma furies" and "gaylord berserkers" lol anywayI think any of those other three guys would wipe his whole gang out but he wouls personally stand a good chance of crushing ice t and maybe the guy with the golden gun if he has to reload jmo but definitely not Bruce Lee with light sabers
 

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mund born bastard
#19
well yea in a 1v1 bruce lee would lightsaber his life into pieces but does bruce lee stand a chance at all vs the gayboy berserkers in wasteland car warfare
 

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#20
yeah probably i think the premise of Fist of the North Star was if bruce lee was also mad max and it turned out ok for him
 

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mund born bastard
#21
i can see bruce lee having a hard time vs any enemy who can keep him at a distance and run him over
he is a close combat warrior
 

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mund born bastard
#22
bruce lee will propably be able to lightsaber away ice Ts bullets and assassinate the general
but i think vs thulsa bruce might get trapped in a snake pit which will be hard to survive
and lord humungus will just hit and run until bruce is dead as fuck