Misinterpreted song lyrics

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The Neosaur
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You all know what this thread is about.
Like how here it sounds like Abbath says "Grease my jelly hole"


or how Hansi says "You're the mystical Obamaaa!"
 
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Gay

The Neosaur
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Or who could forget Bloodline Severed, where every single line sounds like something else:

One by Juan, they will fow
Egg suck you, cock and BLOW
Red luller! Body, yay eye!
I cum fast on holy rye!


Legal Seafood is souffle!
Rolaids have allowed your
GREEN TUBA RAIN!
Now that you've seen your act,
EPSOM USER DENIED!
To the top you are fat,
SEAGULL HITS YOUR BRAIN!!!
Strapped and fat, you are DUD.
SEVER UP YOUR TIES!!
Now your eyes are one shirt!
(X2)


One by Juan, they will fow
Egg suck you, cock and BLOW
Red Alarm! Body, Oy eye!
I cum fat on holy rye!


BK: Your fears
Hemp Fest, take your pay.
Link... draws... near!!!
Find out Black Rain!


Binding flesh into dust,
Retard-fit with disgust,
Who the fuck went to the fight?
Staring at the end of your tie.
Blinding flesh into dust,
Retard-fit with disgust,
Feel the pole of the duck,
Feel the pope of YA YAAAAAAIII!!!


Miller Thriller!
Say goodbye. What you not see?
Libber sibbar!
LegoLand reads you FREEEEEEEEE!!!


Legal Seafood is souffle!
Rolaids have allowed your
GREEN TUBA RAIN!
Now that you've seen your act,
EPSOM USER DENIED!
To the top you are stacked,
SEAGULL HITS YOUR BRAIN!!!
Slapped and fat, you are Don.
SEVER UP YOUR TIES!!
Now your eyes on one shirt!

 
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KILLSTRUCTOR

night kid
#5
funny as fuck thread
 

Gay

The Neosaur
#6
Pretty sure he's saying Worm of Deception here:
 
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Gay

The Neosaur
#7

Here's The Scorpions singing "We'll sue all the jews!" which makes sense cuz they're German.
 
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Gay

The Neosaur
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LICK YOU ON THE SNAPJAW
LICK YOU ON BOTH DOGS
AFTER WHICH THEY'VE EATEN AND THEY ASK YOU MOVE AGAIN
CHARLIZE THERON!
CHARLIZE THERON!
CHARLIZE THERON!
CHARLIZE THERON!
 
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Gay

The Neosaur
#10
here's good one i forgot about, Behemoth's Lasy Pomorza:

MARMADUKE! SATAN'S TOUCHED ME!
 
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