tauntaun problems
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#1
#1
guys my tauntaun is depressed

horns 2 long for it to eat

i don't even know what to feed it

why does it even exist

really makes you think

global warming would be nice
 
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#2
#2
it's climate change not global warming you dumb asshole
 
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#3
#3
we're talking about Hoth, faggot
 
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#4
#4
yeah

it's still climate change

dipshit
 
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#5
#5
does Hoth have any Chinese factories cranking out doo dads motherfucker
 

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#6
#6
does hoth even have an atmosphere??
 
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#8
#8
like if the Death Star just fired its main cannon for a few seconds, just to heat things up a bit, thaw it out, that'd be the key right there and plenty of fresh drinking water tee hee

marco

polo
 
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#9
#9
there is never any warming on hoth it just gets steadily colder
 
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#10
#10
global cooling
 

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#11
#11
why do rebels even need a base, don't they have those huge space ships and entire solar systems that are openly rebels

just go to that fish planet who cares
 
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#12
#12
no im gonna freeze my ass off on this frozen turd waiting for the empire to come and push my shit in
 
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#13
#13
Where the fuck did the empire keep those giant snow walkers? The motherfuckers got a cannon that can destroy a planet, but they have to do a frontal assault on a rebel base with imperial marines and special forces? Seems kinda gay. They would have wiped out Skywalker, Leia and everyone.

I think the answer is that Vader is a faggot who needed Luke to overthrow the emperor so he could rule the galaxy. Well from what I've seen of the galaxy its really not all that great. They got giant worms living in asteroids. Droids. All kinds of illegal immigrants.
 

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#14
#14
ive seen their coruscant, the capitol planet of the empire. what's the point of oppressing a whole galaxy if it only gives your people a standard of living slightly worse than 1970s hong kong
 
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#15
#15
If they really want to hide their starships why don't they paint them matte black. They don't even utilize stealth technology, this is such a long time ago isn't it?