I had a dream the sun exploded.

Discussion in 'Skullmund: WIR SUCHEN DICH!' started by GRAVE INDEED, Oct 12, 2017 at 8:43 AM.

  1. GRAVE INDEED

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    Me and my wife were just like, "Oh fuck the sun just exploded." "Welp, good run, guess we're about to die."

    But then I woke up and seriously started thinking about you know if it was possible to survive because maybe the temperature wouldn't reach absolute 0 for a while and I could live in my basement with some hydroponics and twinkies.

    Eventually these thoughts yielded to big boob slut fantasies and I fell asleep again though.

    The End.
     
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  3. BEK Society

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  4. my wheelhouse

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    Girl Skullmund??? Uh, hello Nurse!!!!11

    Excuse me, my PMs or whatever are open, slide in babe.
     
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  6. That Cornbot

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    good

    the sun sucks and blows solar wind

    it’s a big fucker I tell ya what
     
  7. Radiskull

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    i guess if you had electric power you could survive. the climate would die so you'd have to grow your veggies in green houses or in underground caves.
     
  8. Spooky DJiLLbort

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    Actually the temperature would never reach absolute zero because the cosmic background temperature is a little hotter than that so *pushes glasses up, fondles self and sighs*
     
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    I think if you burrowed down deep enough into the Earth the residual heat of the core would be enough to last through your lifetime. The issue would be getting enough light going to keep plants living to eat. Also you'd get so sick of your gaddamn wife in the cave all day long going yap yap yap and your daughter would run off with a cave wight when she got to the wighting age, but given that you're in Ohio you're probably already ready for something like that (or worse)
     
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  10. deadfield

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    idk but youd have to "science the hell out of it" to quote the late matt dillon
     
  11. deadfield

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    oh i guess hes not dead. i thought it reasonable that someone had murdered him by now fir that atrocity :smuggo:
     
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  12. That Cornbot

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    i lust for heat death
     
  13. Parallax Skull but spookier than normal

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    i think you would die from a shockwave? maybe that doesnt happen in space idk
     
  14. GRAVE INDEED

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    What if white giants and red dwarves are a myth? What if the sun can literally just go out one day.

    maks u think.
     
  15. GRAVE INDEED

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    "Science" says we would be burned to death long before the sun explodes into a supernova.
     
  16. GRAVE INDEED

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    More reason to bring jihad to the galaxy.
     
  17. Parallax Skull but spookier than normal

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    yeah but this is about the sun explodiing now or like tomorrow
     
  18. the protogonost

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  19. VendaSkull

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    Hot take: Trump will just make a yuger, much more glorious sun.
     
  20. the protogonost

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  21. Parallax Skull but spookier than normal

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    i think a bigger sun would kill us. unlessmaybe he moves the earth too
     
  22. VendaSkull

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    We'll build a wall to keep the extra sun out.

    Jupiter will be paying for it.
     
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    One as orange as his skin
     
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