Step one is get the barge. U gotta go get the barge to make a rocket barge. This is critical. Luckily they got all kinds of rusted out decommissioned barges around the place waiting for sum1 w/ the touch to come along and move it off to one of those old waterfront warehouse spots they don't use no more since industry is dead.
Next up u gotta get some rockets. Well this is harder to do since they don't just leave rockets laying around for half-injun psychopaths to grab up n use... or do they?? You ever notice those old metal poles on chain link fences? How they come in different sizes n diameters? Yank out 9 of those big suckers and bind them in a square "pod," wrap up the bottom w/ chicken wire and drop them into a paint bucket w/ some cement. Do this a bunch until u have a barge filled w/ launch pods. Then all u need is some thinner posts to put into the launch pods and a good accelerant to get em shooting out ur barge. Don't forget a stable payload and a impact trigger! See u in part 2~~!
Next up u gotta get some rockets. Well this is harder to do since they don't just leave rockets laying around for half-injun psychopaths to grab up n use... or do they?? You ever notice those old metal poles on chain link fences? How they come in different sizes n diameters? Yank out 9 of those big suckers and bind them in a square "pod," wrap up the bottom w/ chicken wire and drop them into a paint bucket w/ some cement. Do this a bunch until u have a barge filled w/ launch pods. Then all u need is some thinner posts to put into the launch pods and a good accelerant to get em shooting out ur barge. Don't forget a stable payload and a impact trigger! See u in part 2~~!
