[death]

1564

the frisians formed the protestant league and with help of the ottomans defeated the catholics
the duke of east frisia has been elected emperor and the frisian republic has been granted electorship

russia liberated sweden and norway

 

[REVENGE OF JIMMY SKULL]

frisia must be destroyed, as they have allied the ottomans and are therefore on the wrong side of history

 

[death]

we are not, they were allied with the protestant league but it has been disbanded after the succesful crushing of heretics.

 

[REVENGE OF JIMMY SKULL]

seems like u still aligned yourselves with the rapers of chuglandia

 

[REVENGE OF JIMMY SKULL]

is rapers a word and does it mean what i want it to mean

 

[death]

1578

the frisians defeated denmark and took some danish lands
the frisians launched an unsuccesful attack on england and had their fleet destroyed
the frisians are now at war with france, scotland and the pope

russia expanded into unknown siberian nothingness
russia allied the holy roman emperor (the duke of east frisia) to stop the ottomans from expanding further into central europe

 

[death]

im going to try and conquer some scottish bog so i have a staging point for my next attempt to invade england

 

[REVENGE OF JIMMY SKULL]

I started a war with Korea and the Ashikaga and whipped their asses real hard. I fucked up by making my casus belli 'humiliate rival' though and didn't gain much other than a couple hundo golds, and forcing them to dissolve their alliance.

I'm a year away from a war with just the ashikaga and I am going to fucking end them for good hopefully.

I also colonized some polynesian country and butchered all the natives.

I also have 2000 golds and modernized my entire fleet.

I think that's it..?

 

[REVENGE OF JIMMY SKULL]

Oh im also like a year away from printing press and then I'll unlock a bunch of tech levels all at once, since I've been saving my points (and get like 7-10 of each/month)

 

[iwantyourskulls]

No EU4 tonight?

 

[REVENGE OF JIMMY SKULL]

I finally unified Japan!!! I now have permanent casus belli against my old pals the ainu, so imma whip their asses shortly. There's also a couple little green islands there I need to snatch up. I also have a bunch of colonies. I had more gold but I just spent 500ish modernizing my fleet again, which is tech level 15. I have a bunch of merchant bros. I usually collect more money but all my trade ships r in port.

Everything's coming up Jimmyhouse!

 

[death]

1599

the frisian republic conquered scotland and used it as a staging ground for the invasion of england
the frisian republic lay waste to france and conquered the french west coast in 2 brutal wars

russia is destroying the steppe hordes

i just discovered japan

 

[iwantyourskulls]

East Frisia wrestled itself out of a financial crisis with the help of Frisia.

 

[death]

you werent really going bankrupt yet.. you have much larger problems still

 

[REVENGE OF JIMMY SKULL]

i'm gonna conquer east frisia