[𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖕𝖎𝖑𝖊]

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< ok my opinion is tht these own the most in any melee fight and would probably win in all of them >
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[death]

ya ok but how are you gonna win if i throw clawhammers at you and then open trench to reveal more clawhammers
you ever try deflecting a clawhammer motherfucker youre gonna get clawed and hammered

 

[fuck]

did you ever see once upon a time in shanghai there's a gang in that that all use axes (called the axe gang I think) but they just have small axes and I think near the end they have a massacre or something I can't remember

 

[fuck]

I think they are arming fat police with battle axes to help them deal with knives?

 

[YO! MTV Faps]

hell yeah fuckin cold steel

 

[fuck]

Cold--steel--->

 

[YO! MTV Faps]

i like when he just cuts a fucking car door in half with a claymore. seriously do not fuck with that dude if he is anywhere near a greatsword or hafted axe

 

[𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖕𝖎𝖑𝖊]

ya ok but how are you gonna win if i throw clawhammers at you and then open trench to reveal more clawhammers
you ever try deflecting a clawhammer motherfucker youre gonna get clawed and hammered

hell yeah there has 2 b an axe vs clawhammer fight now

 

[𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖕𝖎𝖑𝖊]

did you ever see once upon a time in shanghai there's a gang in that that all use axes (called the axe gang I think) but they just have small axes and I think near the end they have a massacre or something I can't remember

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< sounds fckn KILLER >
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[death]

best cold steel video, it has it all: faces chopped off, heads split in two, punching through the enemy, insanely fast knifing

 

[YO! MTV Faps]

i can knife that fast. then again, i've been pretending to swing swords and knife things since like age 3

 

[YO! MTV Faps]

you have to use your opposite shoulder as a counter weight, the fulcrum being your trapezius, and move from the center

 

[death]

i just drink monster until im shaking vigorously rattling bones and then i can knife faster than hell

 

[death]

this guy is a total badass

 

[fuck]

I like the bit where he stabs the jelly man up the nose