[death]

lurking in the bushes, putting a knife in my mouth

 

[death]

doing some seeking and destroying

 

[death]

some covert operations, some guerrilla warfare

 

[fuck]

they have an advert here to join the marines they show it on the scifi and horror channels basically they are trying to recruit ppl with murderous fantasies

 

[death]

idk i like to think i could pwn all those noobs

 

[fuck]

I met a bunch of them and they were all losers I told them to leave my brother's house and then they got lost and came back they suck at recon

 

[fuck]

they were like 17 though lol at sending idiot kids off to get blown up in the dessert or w/e

 

[death]

i would take them out silently

 

[death]

slip an IED in their drinks

 

[death]

dig some snake pits

 

[death]

put down flags everywhere and when anyone tries to "capture the flag" it explodes

 

[fuck]

get them to climb up a tree but the tree is fake and the leaves are all shuriken