[TheSpamalope]

from atop the plague ziggurat children, women and the generally weak are inseminated with the plague. this is my job sun to wed. On thursday I tend to the plague mother who resides on the eighth basement level of the inverted ziggurat. Recently we held a fundraiser and built a giant fan into the south tower which spreads a plague wind to local farmers or anybody flying a kite etc

the plague has brought about many good things at least 3 major good things into my life. I hope the plague never ends forever


Praise be (plague be upon Him)

 

[fuck]

investing in a volcano but it just billows out clouds of disease

 

[TheSpamalope]

Today while I was dissecting one of the Cursed Bastards they were telling me that bill gates invented 5G to make us sick and control our minds. We had a staff meeting after and I told everyone so now the plan is gonna be to steal a 5g tower to see if we can figure out how there making viruses happen. My boss said thanks for a very good suggestion to me :)

 

[Little Jonny Pissandshit]

stay safe op!