[kyunda]

the chuck e cheese staff r really rude i fucking hate them and wanna drive a tank over them do any of u guys have any other funny/fucked up fast food xperiences 2 share ??

 

[homerthefuck]

pizza sucks ass and the video game controls are covered in grease and fucking drool

 

[death]

whatever i find i will eat !rummage

 

[skullspider]

You find an ancient tome of arcane magic, 47 defective Civilazation VI mods and the rolling bones.

For: @death
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[death]

going to absorb the powers of the bones and magic by eating it

 

[death]

vultures pwn because they can eat 90% bones, 10% rotting meat and not give a fuck about anything ever

 

[death]

they piss and shit over themselves while eating because their piss shit puke and spit are all extremely potent destroyers of bacteria and viruses

 

[death]

imagine being a bacteria and dying because a vulture shits on you damn lol

 

[death]

vultures coolest animal ever basically

 

[homerthefuck]

do u also hear the voices death?

 

[death]

i try not to

 

[death]

5 monsters in and i cant hear em anymore over my machine gun heart

 

[death]

im unleashing da mothafuckin beast

 

[homerthefuck]

i dont support the monster energy corporation soley because they support male castration

 

[fuck]

there used to be a guy at the burger King i went to with a googly eye and he'd have to explain every time that it was me he was looking at and asking for my order