ive been thinking a lot about the 1 trillion lions vs the sun battle

death

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one trillion lions would eat every medium to large sized animal on the earth including humans. They would then have to rapidly evolve to seek out other food sources while the rest die out either from starvation or cannibalisation. Seeing as there are one trillion of them some will propably be able to rapidly evolve to cope with different diets and environments, allowing them to survive. Ultimately the world will be populated by many different species which have their origin from the sudden one trillion lion boom. Seeing as lions are already relatively intelligent some of these species will ultimately build civilisations and spread into space and when they do that will definitely open up the possibility for lions to destroy or outlive the sun.




Of course this is all under the assumption that the one trillion lions will not have to deal with a second fictional apocalyptical boost of animals, having a quintillion t-rexes suddenly appear would obviously put an end to the lion domination of the earth as lions choke and die under the sheer mass of an earth covered with t-rexes.


 

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The Neosaur
#2
nothing defeats the sun except itself. the sun knows nothing can beat it so it'll just blow itself up out of spite

 

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#3
the sun cant even multiply or evolve it can blow itself up but it cant not blow itself up
1 trillion lions however have lots of potential to evolve cool shit like wings and horns
heres some possible lion evolutions

 

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The Neosaur
#5
Rough estimate, 1 trillion lions would equal about 175 billion tons. now for sheer weight comparison, consider a solar prominence. those are basically little farts on the sun that lack the energy to even escape its atmosphere.

these babies are up to 1.8 billion tons of white hot plasma, crashing back to the surface like a nuclear wave. even if one is a hundred times lighter than a trillion lions, there's more where that came from. this study recorded 30 of them over a three month period.
https://www.aanda.org/articles/aa/pdf/2015/02/aa23513-14.pdf
Think of it like a plasma flamethrower even bigger than jupiter.

and to top it all off, the sun is coming up with new ways to burn and destroy everything.

 

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#6
smaller simpler animsls evolve faster so probably beetles would evolve to eat the plentiful lions and eventuality to roll the sun around like a ball of shit as thoth prophesised
 
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The Neosaur
#7
smaller simpler animsls evolve faster so probably beetles would evolve to eat the plentiful lions and eventuality to roll the sun around like a ball of shit as thoth prophesised
Katamari Damacy meets Prince of Darkness?
fucking shit video link wont work

www. youtube .com/ watch?v=iY-QBvy3lR8
remove spaces
 
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death

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#8
smaller simpler animsls evolve faster so probably beetles would evolve to eat the plentiful lions and eventuality to roll the sun around like a ball of shit as thoth prophesised
damn that makes sense
beetles ride harder and die faster thus they evolve faster
 

death

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#9
after eating all those lions its only a matter of time before beetles unlock power from hell and evolve into kyriakos beetles
 
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Gay

The Neosaur
#11
wait so is that a three-way battle between the sun, grizzlybeetle and a black hole? and the black hole is sucking out star cum and blasting grizzbug with a fukkin death beam?
 
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#12
My genitals up that's just the aborted child of a major corporation some day, but it was really good how do I fried a fish or snake.
 
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