Things Skeletons have said To Me

Gay

The Neosaur
#1
"Heave! Put yer backbones into it!"

"This shit-tit motherfuck's burnin' faster than a Chinese wigwam!"


"scream"

"[sound of bones rattling]"
 
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fuck

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#2
they say stuff to me like "see you sooner than you think" and their eye sockets go really big and it zooms in (they only do this to me in dreams)
 
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#3
THERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY AND HE USED TO BE SUCH A PUSSY AND SAY ALL KINDS OF COWARDLY WEASELLY SHIT BUT I KICKED HIS ASS AND INFLICTED A TON OF MICROFRACTURES ON EM SO HE GREW UP PRETTY BIG & STRONG OVER THE YEARS SO NOW HE JUST SAYS BADASS ONE LINERS LIKE "PSH. EVERY TIME." WHEN I COLD PUNCH PEOPLE OUT AT THE BAR WITH HIM
 
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