[death]

basically god is an idiot and humans are a shitty design

some improvements:

• replace garbage trash human joints with powerful bionicle joints. basically i saw a documentary once about the triceratops and the secret reason that the triceratops pwned so hard is because it has its massive head on a bionicle joint which is much better and cooler than our shitty joints
• extra knees to gotta go faster. humans are slow as fuck and get outrun by other animals, even small ones with tiny legs. with some bonus knees however we will be able to run our legs in circles like sonic

 

[fuck]

good thinking, basicallylower body should be a system of springs, upper body should be a systemof triceratops heads
also change the laws of physics to add more blood

 

[Gay]

why dont we just give humans stilts so they can stay above all of their predators and a;sd also allow access to the most delicious new leaves at the top of trees

 

[fuck]

why dont we just give humans stilts so they can stay above all of their predators and a;sd also allow access to the most delicious new leaves at the top of trees

prefator would just fly up in his space ship

 

[kyunda]

man humans could've been gods greatest creation but we suck to be honest look at all the bugs with chitinous exoskeletons and acid mandibles and we are just made of fuckin gay flesh but at least we got gallons of blood
i'd give humans shoulderblade ovipositers and titanium spine with build in poison gas ducts

 

[Gay]

man humans could've been gods greatest creation but we suck to be honest look at all the bugs with chitinous exoskeletons and acid mandibles and we are just made of fuckin gay flesh but at least we got gallons of blood
i'd give humans shoulderblade ovipositers and titanium spine with build in poison gas ducts

• ok, but... bugs dont have skeletons, man.

 

[death]

id give the bugs skeletons, theyre badass theyve earned it

 

[death]

 

[kyunda]

man humans could've been gods greatest creation but we suck to be honest look at all the bugs with chitinous exoskeletons and acid mandibles and we are just made of fuckin gay flesh but at least we got gallons of blood
i'd give humans shoulderblade ovipositers and titanium spine with build in poison gas ducts

• ok, but... bugs dont have skeletons, man.

damn ur right i forgot about skeletons. ok humans have skeletons and blood, awesome but could still be upgraded

 

[death]

why dont we just give humans stilts so they can stay above all of their predators and a;sd also allow access to the most delicious new leaves at the top of trees

 

[fuck]

i wouldnt go as far as to say i missed gay but i do hope hes suckin on a fat one in hell

 

[fuck]

your fingers should be able to turn into big wiggly worms with spikes on the end so you can feel whats going on in the ground

 

[LOVE2BONE]

this fucker doesn't have big gross wiggly dirty fingers with big ass nasty fingernails on them, get with the times

obviously we should have a dick bone, god removed ours so we can't make more skeletons in hell, it wasn't a rib he removed from adam to make eve, man deserves his 207 bones

 

[SKELETALTOAD]

i tihink every boneshould have its own skeleton. skeletons all the way down. and also i think microbes n shit should also have skeletons. skull fibula tibula the whole deal. i shouuld hear the boilings and crunchings of hell when i spray lysol on a toilet

 

[SKELETALTOAD]

AND GIVE SKELETONS TO ALL THOSE INVERTIBRATE AND EXOSKELETON FUCKS TOO!! AND ALL THE PLANTS! AND FUNGUS! AND THE ALIENS!