lets play god

death

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#1
basically god is an idiot and humans are a shitty design

some improvements:

  • replace garbage trash human joints with powerful bionicle joints. basically i saw a documentary once about the triceratops and the secret reason that the triceratops pwned so hard is because it has its massive head on a bionicle joint which is much better and cooler than our shitty joints
  • extra knees to gotta go faster. humans are slow as fuck and get outrun by other animals, even small ones with tiny legs. with some bonus knees however we will be able to run our legs in circles like sonic
 
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#2
good thinking, basicallylower body should be a system of springs, upper body should be a systemof triceratops heads
also change the laws of physics to add more blood
 
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Gay

The Neosaur
#3
why dont we just give humans stilts so they can stay above all of their predators and a;sd also allow access to the most delicious new leaves at the top of trees
 
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#4
why dont we just give humans stilts so they can stay above all of their predators and a;sd also allow access to the most delicious new leaves at the top of trees
prefator would just fly up in his space ship
 
kyunda

kyunda

#5
man humans could've been gods greatest creation but we suck to be honest look at all the bugs with chitinous exoskeletons and acid mandibles and we are just made of fuckin gay flesh but at least we got gallons of blood
i'd give humans shoulderblade ovipositers and titanium spine with build in poison gas ducts
 
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The Neosaur
#6
man humans could've been gods greatest creation but we suck to be honest look at all the bugs with chitinous exoskeletons and acid mandibles and we are just made of fuckin gay flesh but at least we got gallons of blood
i'd give humans shoulderblade ovipositers and titanium spine with build in poison gas ducts
  • ok, but... bugs dont have skeletons, man. :rattle:
 
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death

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#7
id give the bugs skeletons, theyre badass theyve earned it
 
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kyunda

kyunda

#9
man humans could've been gods greatest creation but we suck to be honest look at all the bugs with chitinous exoskeletons and acid mandibles and we are just made of fuckin gay flesh but at least we got gallons of blood
i'd give humans shoulderblade ovipositers and titanium spine with build in poison gas ducts
  • ok, but... bugs dont have skeletons, man. :rattle:
damn ur right i forgot about skeletons. ok humans have skeletons and blood, awesome but could still be upgraded