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chainsaw battles:

• 1988 Tiger on the Beat
• 2018 Mandy

giant snakes:

• 1982 Conan the Barbarian
• 1997 Anaconda
• 2002 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
• 2004 Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
• 2008 Anaconda 3: Offspring
• 2013 Ragnarok
• 2021 Snake Eyes

clawhammer dual wielding:

• 2015 Legend
• 2021 Gunpowder Milkshake

sniper getting shot in the eye through their scope:

• 2008 Wanted
• 2009 Behind Enemy Lines: Colombia

aircraft shot down by handguns:

• 1988 Shakedown
• 1988 Midnight Run
• 1988 Fast Gun
• 2006 Shadow Man

 

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bold text means i saw the movie and it was good

 

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lol damn just found out theres even more anaconda movies
the 3rd one has the hoff and a rating of 2.7 on imdb lmso i bet it pwns

 

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update: its cool has some crazy special effects but also god damn it i hate it and it sucks because a snake ate a grenade and they didnt show the explosion

 

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fucked up they should have had the snake survive the explosionand use it to breathe explosion out its mouth and set fire to stuff

 

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i watched cocaine bear. it was ok. it could have used more cocaine and roughly twice as much bear

 

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uhhhhh watch skull: the mask

that ones good

 

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i watched cocaine bear. it was ok. it could have used more cocaine and roughly twice as much bear

monster movies never have enough monster
unleash the beast