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mund born bastard
#1
#1
in the distant future of the year 2000, a lone warrior walks the urban wastes
its scarred and decayed flesh reveals the rusted metal beneath, red lights pierce the skin revealing the skull beneath the skin
a solitary figure wading through the the neon lit slums, crunching bone underfoot
its mission to uphold peace and order, it wont fail again

barrels of heavy shotguns poor out from adjacent windows
quick as lightning (cool zap sound effect), the steel warrior of justice draws a long double barreled silver pistol
the first silver barrel slides back with thunderous sound and then so does the second
exploding the mutant into chunks, then exploding the chunks into gory bits
sparks fly across the ground as the robotic avenger gets shot from behind
flying through the air it flips around and explodes the other mutant before landing
legless and unable to continue onward, it shuts down

cool montage of a thousand years passing where civilisation rises again and the metal angel is swept under the earth
a new city built upon its resting place, another lawless urban jungle
a white and black car is under fire
the car is adorned with a golden axe, the symbol for justice
an explosion
blue armored men lie in red pools of blood

a dismembered metal husk is found, restored, reborn
this punisher of steel limps through the streets again
where once were calves of steel is now a shining chrome axe adorned with bright green LEDs

the rest of the movie is basically a standard vigilante movie except the vigilante is an ancient robot with an axe for a leg
the movie is called kick-axe
 
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mund born bastard
#2
#2
"fuck you axe-hole" - kick-axe after kick-axing a perp
 
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#4
#4
prequel set in 1999, looks basically same as the 80s but veterens have robotic limbs:
35 year old playnig teenage boy: "babe your scientist dad is gonna be a trillionair thanks to inventing how to distill monster into concentrated form"
26 year old with big fake knockers playing teenage girl: "he said not to drinkit but lets try a bit"
[couple slurp down syrup]
"i dont want these walls here I dont need them i can see through space i can see through time"
[begin destroying city]
kris kristofferson pluggin in robot arm w/ reloading sound (each finger is 45 magnum): My last day on the force and I gotta kill all teenagers b/4 civilisation ends
 
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#5
#5
i dont have a fully fledged idea around this but was looking at badger skulls lately

 
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mund born bastard
#6
#6
fuck said:
prequel set in 1999, looks basically same as the 80s but veterens have robotic limbs:
35 year old playnig teenage boy: "babe your scientist dad is gonna be a trillionair thanks to inventing how to distill monster into concentrated form"
26 year old with big fake knockers playing teenage girl: "he said not to drinkit but lets try a bit"
[couple slurp down syrup]
"i dont want these walls here I dont need them i can see through space i can see through time"
[begin destroying city]
kris kristofferson pluggin in robot arm w/ reloading sound (each finger is 45 magnum): My last day on the force and I gotta kill all teenagers b/4 civilisation ends
the italian sequel that has absolutely nothing to do with the original movie despite being named kick-axe II
 
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mund born bastard
#7
#7
badger skull pwns and it would look cool in the kick-axe movie on the front of a gun where the barrel is poking out the mouth
 
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