I'M TAGGING IN!!!! Iron hood princess is a dumb fucking idiot. He can't even hate nest pvp so he goes after the AI on easy mode. He's a garbage moron who spent 11 days in the hospital because he tried to suck himself off and his lungs collapsed as he bent over. He has a tiny dick and his boops aren't even real (they are just pockets of air he injected into himself using a bike pump and a used heroin needle). He's a goddamn fucktard loser and if I ever met him I would hang upside down and spider-man kiss him very gently. If I ever met him in the ring I would downercut him from the top turnbuckle then drag him to the center of the ring and stomp him repeatedly. The ref would pull me off of him and while I am distracted yelling at the ref iron princess would go under the stage for a chair. He would slide back in the ring and hit me over the back of the head with the chair but I would not be fazed by this. I would proceed to savagely dickpunch him and then do a full body press. I would pin him down and as the ref counted him out I would smooch him on the forehead and read him a bed time story. I would send weird tweets to his employer's twitter account with #skullmund and I would endlessly harass them while hinting but never outright stating I was doing it because of iron princess. They wouldn't be able to fire him but his coworkers would hate him in secret and it would make his career advancement more difficult.
I love you iron princess and I hope you kill yourself
