reasons why mars is the best planet

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skullmund!!!!!!!
#18
just saw a cool movie called ghosts of mars its about some red virus tjhat makes people fucked up on mars the war planet
it has some hardcore bits where metal music is playing and ice cube dual wield gunfire war explodes the enemies
 
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#20
its got bigger mountains and bigger storms than earth even though its smaller, none of the bullshit no cops just robot minotaurs
 
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#22
its like mad max except everone is an alien, also probably a dinosaur or a motaro
 
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#25
when you think about it mars must be pretty small if it fits inside hollow earth
 
#26
I'm going to fucking grab Elon Musk by the top of his skull and wind my arm in circles like a cartoon and toss him with all my might into the sky and onto the surface of mars as his corpse smashes a half mile long crater
 
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death

skullmund!!!!!!!
#28
when you think about it mars must be pretty small if it fits inside hollow earth
smaller mars means more marses will fit inside the hollow earth
basically you want to maximise the mph (marses per hollow earth)
 
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