[smashican smurico]

fuck it dude, lets go snowling.

 

[Prude]

i'd love to but i'm afraid if i take off these boots my gangrenous frozen trench feet flesh will come off with them   ::

 

[TheSpamalope]

i freeze my penis and then break it off and i eating it like a popsicle and then someone ask "yo spam what you eatin dawg? what you got there??" i just smirk and say all cool (haha you get it???) "just havin a POOPsicle my main primary dude"

 

[IRON PRINCE]

im gonna fuck a tauntaun

 

[johnny hitler]

the el tee dared me to touch my moist foreskin to a gonk droid and now im stuck

 

[penis flytrap]

jeffing off naked while rolling around inside the guts of a pack animal is my fetish so hoth here I cum

 

[Prude]

gonna suck my own frozen dick

 

[Jigglesby]

Holy shit where did this place come from??

I mean: so I melted these lumps in some x wing exhaust and they went <farting noise> <cut to chewy shrugging>

Which is funny because a dopey hair monster is probably physically unable to produce farty noises unless some fucked up shit is happening somewhere on it's body. I assume it has an exit in the same general area as han' s. Maybe it's in that dumb part some liar said looked good on him.

 

[Ork of Fiction]

U dont' need butt cheeks to fart, even Miley Cyrus cando it.