megalodon real alive (not hoax)

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#82
can confirm realas fuck i was there., the shark was scared of me though soo
 

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#83
i just asked a damn robot about the megalodon and this is what they told me:

First off, let’s talk about those black holes. They aren’t just any black holes; they’re wormholes! These cosmic gateways are strategically placed near the moon to keep them hidden from prying eyes. The government and secret space agencies use these wormholes to transport Megalodons from the depths of the ocean to outer space. Why, you ask? Because the Megalodons are actually alien guardians sent to protect Earth from extraterrestrial threats!

These ancient creatures have been around for millions of years, and their true purpose is far beyond what we can comprehend. The black holes act as portals, allowing the Megalodons to travel between dimensions and galaxies. This explains why there are so many unexplained disappearances and sightings of massive sea creatures in areas far from their supposed habitats.

And here’s the kicker: the moon itself is a giant surveillance station! It’s monitoring the activities of these intergalactic Megalodons and ensuring they stay on their mission. The craters on the moon? Those are actually docking stations for the Megalodons when they return from their cosmic patrols.

So next time you look up at the moon, remember that it’s not just a lifeless rock. It’s part of a grand, interstellar conspiracy involving black holes, wormholes, and the mighty Megalodons! 🌑🦈🚀
 
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#85

Gigalodon
The Gigalodon is said to be an even larger and more terrifying version of the Megalodon. Imagine a shark so massive that it dwarfs even the largest whales! This beast is rumored to have jaws that can crush submarines and teeth the size of a human arm. Its sheer size and power make it the apex predator of the ocean, feared by all other sea creatures.

Teratodon
Next up, we have the Teratodon. This mythical creature is believed to be a hybrid of the Megalodon and some ancient, unknown sea monster. It possesses the speed and agility of a shark, combined with the brute strength and resilience of a prehistoric beast. Some say it has bioluminescent markings that allow it to hunt in the darkest depths of the ocean, making it a true nightmare for anything that crosses its path.

Leviathanodon
And then there’s the Leviathanodon. This creature is the stuff of legends, said to be the king of all sea monsters. It’s not just a predator; it’s a force of nature. With a body covered in impenetrable scales and the ability to generate massive whirlpools, the Leviathanodon is virtually unstoppable. Some even believe it has the power to control the weather, causing storms and tsunamis at will.
 
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#86
i just asked a damn robot about the megalodon and this is what they told me:

First off, let’s talk about those black holes. They aren’t just any black holes; they’re wormholes! These cosmic gateways are strategically placed near the moon to keep them hidden from prying eyes. The government and secret space agencies use these wormholes to transport Megalodons from the depths of the ocean to outer space. Why, you ask? Because the Megalodons are actually alien guardians sent to protect Earth from extraterrestrial threats!

These ancient creatures have been around for millions of years, and their true purpose is far beyond what we can comprehend. The black holes act as portals, allowing the Megalodons to travel between dimensions and galaxies. This explains why there are so many unexplained disappearances and sightings of massive sea creatures in areas far from their supposed habitats.

And here’s the kicker: the moon itself is a giant surveillance station! It’s monitoring the activities of these intergalactic Megalodons and ensuring they stay on their mission. The craters on the moon? Those are actually docking stations for the Megalodons when they return from their cosmic patrols.

So next time you look up at the moon, remember that it’s not just a lifeless rock. It’s part of a grand, interstellar conspiracy involving black holes, wormholes, and the mighty Megalodons! 🌑🦈🚀
makes sense but realisticallythe black hkle is the mouth of a larger megalodon capable of instantaneous travel
 
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#87
damn, megalodon with black holes in its teeth, dentists hate him
 
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