[Saint Isaias Boner]

i wish

 

[Friginator]

 

[Saint Isaias Boner]

....im only here to stop all this swimming in a no swimming area

s....same

 

[Friginator]

 

[death]

do you think that a scorpion could pull the trigger of an ak47 with its pinchers or maybe its stinger?
what if the ak47 is mounted to the floor?
maybe train the scorpions from when theyre babies with tiny baby ak47s and then move up to larger ones??

 

[fuck]

so weird to think comics were once aimed at children

 

[death]

so weird to think my scorpions have ak47s aimed at you

 

[whoflungpoop]

I saw a sign at the gas station on their drink cooler where monsters giving out a prize to go to ireland and train with Connor McGregor at his gym

I would love free trip to Ireland I wonder if u can just say nah I'm good to the rest tho

 

[death]

im not on good terms with monster energy ireland they do not appreciate my million dollar ideas

 

[whoflungpoop]

They are a difficult ppl it's true

 

[death]

the only monster energy country that takes my million dollar ideas seriously is monster energy spain
so when it comes to monster energy: no spain, no gain

 

[Friginator]

What makes it weirder is that Captain Marvel is a little kid in an adult man’s body.

 

[death]

DRINKING A MONSTER

 

[death]

im going to watch blade 2 again
fuck vampires
i bet sibs a vampire

 

[Saint Isaias Boner]

im a bog man