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#46
ive been addicted to energydrinks forever now
gonna die of a hard attack
That's one of the reasons a past doc gave me a Dexedrine prescription lol
 

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#47
when i die from total eclipse of the heart im going to haunt sib and make every text he looks at hate text
 

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#48
i like it if i've had more than 4 hours of sleep any night in the last week
 

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#49
when i was trying to nerf it i was literally insane from sleep deprivation, it was actually killing me to look at it
 

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#54
lol you believe it isn't me with my hands wrapped around your throat dragging you down to hell
 
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#55
i would do great in hell, hellping satan redecorate to get it more hate themed
 

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#56
sib youre going to be surrounded by pools of flashing lava, getting stabbed by triple bayonetted ak47 pitchforks
 

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#57
I used to have an illness for a long time I had a resting heartrate of like 140 bpm but it got much worse than that sometimes and I'd be like "shut up, heart, I'm trying to sleep", plus side I never needed any heating or actually any clothes either, I used to push it when exercising and my pulse I could feel at all times in my neck went from like a distinct beat into more of a heavy click like a square wave
 
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#58
I used to have an illness for a long time I had a resting heartrate of like 140 bpm but it got much worse than that sometimes and I'd be like "shut up, heart, I'm trying to sleep", plus side I never needed any heating or actually any clothes either, I used to push it when exercising and my pulse I could feel at all times in my neck went from like a distinct beat into more of a heavy click like a square wave
Haha did you ever get that checked? That resting heart rate is mental
 
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#59
thinking about monsters energy, maybe on the way work so i can get jazzed
 
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#60
I used to have an illness for a long time I had a resting heartrate of like 140 bpm but it got much worse than that sometimes and I'd be like "shut up, heart, I'm trying to sleep", plus side I never needed any heating or actually any clothes either, I used to push it when exercising and my pulse I could feel at all times in my neck went from like a distinct beat into more of a heavy click like a square wave
Haha did you ever get that checked? That resting heart rate is mental
Yeah eventually I was in A&E on an unrelated issue and they wouldn't let me leave the hospital, it turned out I have a nurse fetish so it wasn't so bad. I seem to be OK now.