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#61
I'd try and slow my heart rate down as much as possible when they came round to check me, so I'd basically slow my breathing almost to a halt. But the machine measures oxygen levels as well and it would start beeping in a different pitch so they all knew I was cheating.
 
Dr. Eats McRibs

Dr. Eats McRibs

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#63
fuck you if you aren't supporting the troops and drinking Rip It Energy Fuel it comes in flavors like Power, Stinger Mo and USA Flag Can
 
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#64
all energy drinks are valid:colbert:

except mt dew kickstart, that's for cheeto loving babybone 4chan cucks
 
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#65
Xyience is the best energy drink. :colbert:
 
VendaGoat

VendaGoat

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#66
METH! SMOKE METH!
 

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#67
im just enjoying the classics: mega force, golden power, blue bastard, slammer, bullit etc
 

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#69
 

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#70
I like irn bru, which isn't an energy drink it just has a bit of caffeine in it, but it changed its recipe and I'm in a huff so enjoyed a monster today.
 
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CaptainSarcastic

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#71
I used to have an illness for a long time I had a resting heartrate of like 140 bpm but it got much worse than that sometimes and I'd be like "shut up, heart, I'm trying to sleep", plus side I never needed any heating or actually any clothes either, I used to push it when exercising and my pulse I could feel at all times in my neck went from like a distinct beat into more of a heavy click like a square wave
They kept me at the ER for a while one time because my resting heartrate was maintaining around 160 bpm. That was pretty much due to my raging alcoholism at the time, though. Did you have a bounding pulse, too? If I went too long without drinking I'd get bounding pulse, and it is a special kind of discomfort on its own.
 

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#72
I used to have an illness for a long time I had a resting heartrate of like 140 bpm but it got much worse than that sometimes and I'd be like "shut up, heart, I'm trying to sleep", plus side I never needed any heating or actually any clothes either, I used to push it when exercising and my pulse I could feel at all times in my neck went from like a distinct beat into more of a heavy click like a square wave
They kept me at the ER for a while one time because my resting heartrate was maintaining around 160 bpm. That was pretty much due to my raging alcoholism at the time, though. Did you have a bounding pulse, too? If I went too long without drinking I'd get bounding pulse, and it is a special kind of discomfort on its own.
I could feel my pulse in several parts of my body at all times if that's what that means, yes. I could also watch the pulse in my belly. I shook a lot, so if I wanted to photograph something I'd need to take say three or four photos and between them you could work it out. It was a lot like alcohol withdrawal in those respects.
 
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smashican smurico

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#74
my neighbor brought me like 4 rock star energy for some reason none of us fucks with energy drinks tho but ill drink it w/e