[death]

this movie is pretty boring and doesnt have that much action but the opening scene is insane it rules

 

[fuck]

that was really cool except for the two bits where she beats somebody up by lying on the ground and kicking their shins, immersion ruined

Going to down load Hardcore Henry now

 

[death]

hardcore henry is the best movie ever

 

[No Dad You Shut Up]

hardcore henry is the best movie ever

It is pretty dang good imo

 

[fuck]

that was rad going to rewatch some of it on HATE THEME
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[Creatu]

Second best over the top action movie is Wanted, its Max Payne: The Movie (far better than the real Max Payne movie)


Shoot 'Em Up is a big tribute to hardcore action movies


And my favorite action scene of all time

 

[fuck]

5 is Iron Monkey

which iron monkey?

 

[death]

the ones with donnie yen are really good, but his ip man movies are even better

 

[fuck]

I used to think Flashpoint was the best, there's a bit where it's the police chief's last day before retirement and the bad guy puts a bomb in the cake, nowadays I probably prefer something a bit more lively.

 

[fuck]

Did they ever make a film where there's a guy with four arms like Motaro and he uses kung fu to murder a bunch of policemen? That would be a good film. Like maybe he punches a guy with his bottom arms and cracks his ribs then lands vertical hammer fists to oinkers on either side of him

 

[fuck]

he could tear off somebody's jaw bone w/ two hands while doing Zangief's tornado clothesline with the other two, scenes like that would be good, is that a film?

 

[death]

Did they ever make a film where there's a guy with four arms like Motaro and he uses kung fu to murder a bunch of policemen? That would be a good film. Like maybe he punches a guy with his bottom arms and cracks his ribs then lands vertical hammer fists to oinkers on either side of him

i think you mean goro, hes in the first mortal kombat movie which kicks major ass that movie rules

 

[death]

 

[fuck]

yeah that's what I meant sorry Motaro was the centaur with the robot scorpion tail
The original film was very good my brother recorded it one time, and I was honestly very excited when the sequel was made.

 

[death]

i like the sequel

 

[death]

but yeah the first one is way better, its directed by the same guy as the resident evil movies which are also really good

 

[fuck]

 

[death]

 

[fuck]

hahah I had the same idea

 

[T REX WITH A GUN]

 

[fuck]

Oh shit I have that on DVD somewhere I never watched it, and now my laptop doesn't even have a DVD drive :(

 

[T REX WITH A GUN]

Oh shit I have that on DVD somewhere I never watched it, and now my laptop doesn't even have a DVD drive :(

I like to call those cucktops

I love dead information storage mediums!!!!!

anyway it's real good and not hard to find online so you should do that and watch it

 

[proof of concept]

Did they ever make a film where there's a guy with four arms like Motaro and he uses kung fu to murder a bunch of policemen? That would be a good film. Like maybe he punches a guy with his bottom arms and cracks his ribs then lands vertical hammer fists to oinkers on either side of him

i think you mean goro, hes in the first mortal kombat movie which kicks major ass that movie rules

the awesome goro costume with robot arms no longer exists, the sfx shop that made it ripped it apart because they needed to scavange some parts for another thing they were working on :(

 

[proof of concept]

i firgot about some awesome jack chan movie like Police Story, Meals on Wheels, Dragons Forever, etc.

police story rules because during the final fight scene in the shopping mall the stuntmen all got in a dick measuring contest over who could do the most dangerous stunt and break the most glass

 

[proof of concept]

im still trying to get cornbabbys to watch Save the Green Planet.

I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT THE ENDING

my college did a screening of save the green planet, that movie is so fucking great

 

[proof of concept]

The Good, The Bad, The Weird is a korean tribute to spaghetti westerns that has some really good action on top of being an all-around legitimately great movie