lol you're going to use all your effort getting straight back into the house

the dragon does that for you but it's a schlep

brigador has all that except the dragon which you dont really want anyway

it has this fucking thing called a treehouse which is a truck welded to the top of a pile of other trucks all sat on top of tank treads and it fires a car-sized shotgun full of some acid that melts everything

Well, that was a nice waste of effort. I was hoping I could at least knick some more stuff before setting out, but here we are, off to Bilgeton, 1/3rd of the way to exhausted.

The important part is, U CAN'T KICK ME OUT JEFF, I CHOOSE TO LEAVE OKAY??

Eat shit Biff Difficulty biff swings: 1d6+7 11
vs. elf biff biff: 2d6+6 8 FUKKIN BIFF!
So, there's no consequences, but in re-reading the part about hassles, I found out I been doing it wrong this whole time, oops!
So trying again and only keeping the highest fist roll, 2nd swing: 1d6+7 9 biff vs, 7+try: 2d6 3,6 i guess that 6 is too high so here's mererolling my good roll: 1d6 1 who gives a whoop! I already got a 3, WHICH IS HIGHER THAN 9, BIFF!!
Now Threed is gonna get it. 5 effort + thrreedd: 2d6 3,5 Threed got treed! 23 effort remaining and I'm lost in the woods! I wish I would have read the item descriptions before I started playing!

Burning tapestries and drinking mystery beverages. Why the heck not! drink a potion why not: 2d6 7 So.. no negative conditions to remove. Not following no pixie but I want to scry to see what happens if I just walk out of this fight. Seems fine. Gonna trudge through. Not fucking with those orbs tho. Gonna roll that up later.

i should have noticed you were doing the fist rolls wrong. you burn through effort in this game really fast if you're not careful because you can't really rely on the fist dice. those elfish rations *might* help if you run into trouble but don't rely on them because they probably won't

Uhh Ummmm... rules clarification. The potion 7-9 that removes all negative status ailments, would that also remove the status ailments caused by the potion? (drunk, hallucinating) [you should probably specify that it don't. you should also point out what page the item descriptions are on when u tell the player to pick three starting items, or maybe not since ur supposed to learn the game by failing.]

thanks forgot about that

if you're playing the old version it doesn't include item info, that was all on an excel document. it's all at the back in the new version and mentioned in the rules but i might include the page number in para 1 again

So, time to resist some spheres (im gay) Diff = orbf diff: 1d6+6 12 lol, fukt I was gonna use 7 effort, I can't change that now, right? Maybe make it 8... or zero.. NE way 7 + norbs: 2d6 2 snake eyes, again.
At least I'm rested and out the sqwamp.