Liking the look of these road guys (human), so stopping. OooOOo.. get to spend some dosh. Get some clothes and shit. Gonna buy Dapper Garb and Cheap halberd. I GOTTA HAVE THAT HALBERD! + a nights rest puts me in an okay place.
"Discard to reduce a combat HASSLE’s DIFFICULTY by 2, or to destroy any item you’re carrying or have equipped instantly and without consequences, even on a page with a check to see what items you have on you."
Looks like this sheriff wants some HALBERD! 9 effort fuck this guy. kill the sherrif: 2d61,3 +10 =13, vs. kill the sherrif: 3d62,5,3 14 wins. Round 2 kill the sherrif -2 toughness: 2d63,2 vs 9 effort don't need halberd since he's only got 1 toughness left kill the sherrif -2 toughness: 3d63,4,6 13 vs. 15, die bitch. Wait, now Jeff is here.. can I kill Jeff? I.. Yes... YESSSSS.. Off to Bilgeton.
My mission of killing Jeff may be over, but I gotta get back in this. Gonna steal an apple. 5 effort vs, apple man: 1d6+612 lol fuck, can't win. OH WELL. WTF is with this CSS now, it's shifting over what a bunch of garbage. Anyway theif guild then clobber a guard and wriggle into the sewer. 8 effort vs diff 11 don't wanna fail.wriggle: 3d64,4,1 Also had to ditch nearly all my gear.
No fucking way I can beat that hydra w/ 15 effort. Gonna try to beg for my life. Fucking difficulty 12. Gonna try 7 effort. beg: 3d63d6=6, 4, 2 so 13 wins. Fuck me all I can afford is 7 so here goes. beg (more): 3d6 3, 3, 5 Tie, I lose. Game over.
Fist v. Fist is always so brutal. You could be throwing 4 v. 1 and still bite it because that one is a 5 or a 6 so it doesn't matter if you hit a 5 or 6. If there was a mechanic where you could drop 2 fists to stop their one, that might be useful, like when I was trying to steal that apple.