Sitting in a frozen hole, playtesting Sword of the Bastard Elf

death

mund born bastard
#46
god damn you have to be from fucking nasa to figure out this bastard elf gamebook
 

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#47
it's not that complicated just chunky

and yeah those elfs are cunts but you're up to a good bit, pick some good items and get some fucking revenge
 

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#48
oh shit you hid in the bushes welp
 

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#49
starting with 60 effort is balls hard
 
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#50
Liking the look of these road guys (human), so stopping. OooOOo.. get to spend some dosh. Get some clothes and shit. Gonna buy Dapper Garb and Cheap halberd. I GOTTA HAVE THAT HALBERD! + a nights rest puts me in an okay place.
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Saint Isaias Boner

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#51
yo that snail slime's effect has been updated :

"Discard to reduce a combat HASSLE’s DIFFICULTY by 2, or to destroy any item you’re carrying or have equipped instantly and without consequences, even on a page with a check to see what items you have on you."

it's gone from sucking to being pretty useful
 
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#52
Reducing difficulty is p useful for any combat w/ a toughness rating above 2. Alkso u get it from a fail condition, so..
 
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#53
I notice you alternately use Manly Hairs and Manly Beard.
 
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#54
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#55
My mission of killing Jeff may be over, but I gotta get back in this. Gonna steal an apple. 5 effort vs, apple man: 1d6+6 12 lol fuck, can't win. OH WELL. WTF is with this CSS now, it's shifting over what a bunch of garbage. Anyway theif guild then clobber a guard and wriggle into the sewer. 8 effort vs diff 11 don't wanna fail.wriggle: 3d6 4,4,1 Also had to ditch nearly all my gear.
 
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#56
No fucking way I can beat that hydra w/ 15 effort. Gonna try to beg for my life. Fucking difficulty 12. Gonna try 7 effort. beg: 3d6 3d6=6, 4, 2 so 13 wins. Fuck me all I can afford is 7 so here goes. beg (more): 3d6 3, 3, 5 Tie, I lose. Game over.
 
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#57
I hope Jeff's corpse ended up in that sewer, FUCKING JEFF!!!!
 
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#58
Fist v. Fist is always so brutal. You could be throwing 4 v. 1 and still bite it because that one is a 5 or a 6 so it doesn't matter if you hit a 5 or 6. If there was a mechanic where you could drop 2 fists to stop their one, that might be useful, like when I was trying to steal that apple.
 
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#59
Also, make hoth bones default, this theme crashes my browser.
 

death

mund born bastard
#60
its supposed to freeze the browser
working as intended