[Saint Isaias Boner]

man i really fucking forgot about that potion table, it hasn't changed since the SA LP. getting rid of negative effects is insanely powerful (there are some terrible things that can happen in the game), i knocked it down a notch and made it clear that you're still drunk even after you get healed

 

[Saint Isaias Boner]

So, time to resist some spheres (im gay) Diff = orbf diff: 1d6+6 12 lol, fukt I was gonna use 7 effort, I can't change that now, right? Maybe make it 8... or zero.. NE way 7 + norbs: 2d6 2 snake eyes, again.
At least I'm rested and out the sqwamp.

nah you're not meant to be able to change the effort you put aside, you just lose it if it's not enough. usually you can just try again. also you can cheat

 

[Ork of Fiction]

Also noticed in the rubber club description the - from -2 is on a different line, which is a bit confusing.

 

[Ork of Fiction]

nah you're not meant to be able to change the effort you put aside, you just lose it if it's not enough. usually you can just try again. also you can cheat

I meant, I have to decide how much effort I plan to use before rolling fists for the opposing difficulty, right?

 

[Ork of Fiction]

Gonna scry out what would happen if I show up to a royal picnic nekkid.

 

[Saint Isaias Boner]

nah you're not meant to be able to change the effort you put aside, you just lose it if it's not enough. usually you can just try again. also you can cheat

I meant, I have to decide how much effort I plan to use before rolling fists for the opposing difficulty, right?

yeah

 

[Saint Isaias Boner]

or any dice at all really

 

[Ork of Fiction]

Being nude is not a threatening state, so the guards don't seem to care. (Might want to address this)

 

[Saint Isaias Boner]

that's probably a good call

 

[Ork of Fiction]

Putting in 4 effort against the Count he roll: 1d6+2 6 so 4 +me roll (cards): 2d6 1,4 8 wins.

 

[Saint Isaias Boner]

it is very hard to lose to the count

 

[Saint Isaias Boner]

ive made nakedness add 3 to that score because walking around nude in a forest is screaming skull weird

 

[Ork of Fiction]

Let it ride. 4 effort again. 2nd hand: 1d6+3 5 4 + me 2nd hand: 2d6 1,5. These guards haven't steered me wrong yet, so..

 

[Ork of Fiction]

Fukin elfs. Gonna throw acid in their face then match w/ 4 effort, so Difficulty = round 1 opp: 1d6+4 7 vs. 4 + elfs round 1: 2d6 1,5 Wait, there's no fail condition in the text. It's either surrender or don't. I'll assume losing is the same as surrender. NEway, 2nd round up the stakes so 5 effort. elfs round 2: 1d6+4 10 elfs round 2: 2d6 2,5 10v10, so tie. No sense in losing now, so 5 again. elfs round 3: 1d6+4 9 god damn. Vs. 5+ elfs round 3: 2d6 4,5 whew. 14 fukkin effort. Worth it to stomp elvs. Ahh, now I gotta take a beating, I get it. beating: 3d6 14 Another fucking 14 effort gone, JFC. Wait, I can scrap items? Lose the pan flute and the scrying orb. That only leaves one die, so -4 effort. Still.. jesus. Gonna surrender to these skeletons before I crap out.

 

[Ork of Fiction]

Aaaand I immediately lose 5 effort before skulking off to hide in the bushes. This is so brutal. Just because I couldn't charge past some elfs on a horse, god damn. I can't afford to do anything at all with 14 effort remaining. Maybe I can eat them ration? God, I have no idea what this does. eat a ration: 1d6 3+2 = psg 1092 So.. back up to 19 effort and all me elfbux r gone.