[Ork of Fiction]

starting elan: 1d6 6
starting effort: 2d6 6
Sheet:

 

[Ork of Fiction]

Hey waitaminute. There's no quest to roll out, just 60+ pages of game ruels for group play, I feel gypped!!!

 

[death]

heres a word of power for you: deathstroyer

 

[death]

standing high above the corpses of all who oppose me
i heft my sword to the heavens
my cry echoing across the wastes DEATHSTROYER

 

[Saint Isaias Boner]

i don't have the quest written yet but here's the whole rest of the book:

http://bit.ly/2p1yRA4 the playtest version and the item list but they're both a little out of date, still work

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

fuck yea

 

[shoophobo]

hoth rules

 

[fuck]

It looks really cool but I'm not reading 80 pages of rules if I haven't already foolishly sunk some small cost into it

 

[Saint Isaias Boner]

there's only 4 pages of relevant rules, the size of the rules section is part of the joke

ignore all the rpg stuff

 

[fuck]

YOU WROTE IT AND I'M GOING TO FUCKING READ IT

 

[fuck]

I don't want to miss anything out when I'm arguing with some idiot on the two fistipedia

 

[Ork of Fiction]

Starting!!

passage 172 paragraph 5 should be "If on second thought" instead of "If on second though"

First challenge, "Let Me In!!" Gonna kick Jeff's ass.
Difficulty = Let me in difficulty: 1d6+7 10
Spending 6 effort so, Kick Jeff's ass!: 2d6+6 11 Squeaky, but clean. EAT IT JEFF!!

 

[Saint Isaias Boner]

thanks it's crawling with shitty little spellign errors like that. i doubt i'll catch them all but i'll get what i can

i updated the book yesterday, final draft is in the same place. it's got all the pictures and item list in now

 

[Ork of Fiction]

Hmm, not gonna get hit with no chamberpots.
Spending 7 vs Dif 11 = ducking pots: 2d6+7 13 Not today, betrayer!

 

[Ork of Fiction]

Sunk cost fallacy be damned! 6 effort to rope it up! (vs diff 11) roep: 2d6+6 17 I wish that had been my starting effort roll!