Dear Diary
Today we got almost 2 feet of snow and I had to get on the roof and remove a lot of it. It was frozen solid again and I cursed the heavens. I magdumped my Glock into the air and screamed I hate all life about a dozen times. I heard one of my bullets crack into the ground about 20 feet away from me. That made my day. I came back inside and ate chicken soup and listened to some Holst while musing to myself that the electric chair would be a good way to go if I had to choose. Certainly more brutal than hanging.
See those foot prints? Those are from the times I carried you.
Unit repaired.
Love Darren
ps I saw Hulk Hogan IRL twice. Last time was like a year ago. I think he is shorter now for some reason.
Today we got almost 2 feet of snow and I had to get on the roof and remove a lot of it. It was frozen solid again and I cursed the heavens. I magdumped my Glock into the air and screamed I hate all life about a dozen times. I heard one of my bullets crack into the ground about 20 feet away from me. That made my day. I came back inside and ate chicken soup and listened to some Holst while musing to myself that the electric chair would be a good way to go if I had to choose. Certainly more brutal than hanging.
See those foot prints? Those are from the times I carried you.
Unit repaired.
Love Darren
ps I saw Hulk Hogan IRL twice. Last time was like a year ago. I think he is shorter now for some reason.
Dear Diary,
I spent all night digging out because I had to fly to NYC for work and now that I finally dug out, I was told that my meeting is postponed because of weather. Also I think this forum is giving my epilepsy.
My hands and face are frozen and my phone stopped working for a while and then came back to life after 10 minutes near the wood stove. I shoveled for 3 hours straight and it's 5:37 am EDT and I am going to smoke a gigantic joint and listen to Napalm Death while I look for jerkables on my phone as I feel a little fisty. I looked at my 80's and 90's porno mags and I already done all those broads.
Maybe a stack of flapjacks will enhance my spurt.
See you later diary!
Kisses on your tummy,
Darren
I spent all night digging out because I had to fly to NYC for work and now that I finally dug out, I was told that my meeting is postponed because of weather. Also I think this forum is giving my epilepsy.
My hands and face are frozen and my phone stopped working for a while and then came back to life after 10 minutes near the wood stove. I shoveled for 3 hours straight and it's 5:37 am EDT and I am going to smoke a gigantic joint and listen to Napalm Death while I look for jerkables on my phone as I feel a little fisty. I looked at my 80's and 90's porno mags and I already done all those broads.
Maybe a stack of flapjacks will enhance my spurt.
See you later diary!
Kisses on your tummy,
Darren
Dear Hellscape Diary,
I slept most of the day having genocided my brain with an all keef joint and woke up to Marti sitting and staring at me with a decent sized rat in her mouth. She brought it to me, as I have trained her to do so. It's the only one I've seen and I can tell where it came in and how it got in and how it probably was dealing with hypothermia before my dog murdered it.
Also, Randall is apparently gay.
The hotdogs up here are a weird pink color. Even pinker from when I remember, like the Kayem red hots. It's like they're trying to outdo Boston.
Love
Darsen
I slept most of the day having genocided my brain with an all keef joint and woke up to Marti sitting and staring at me with a decent sized rat in her mouth. She brought it to me, as I have trained her to do so. It's the only one I've seen and I can tell where it came in and how it got in and how it probably was dealing with hypothermia before my dog murdered it.
Also, Randall is apparently gay.
The hotdogs up here are a weird pink color. Even pinker from when I remember, like the Kayem red hots. It's like they're trying to outdo Boston.
Love
Darsen
Dear Diary,
I spent all night digging out because I had to fly to NYC for work and now that I finally dug out, I was told that my meeting is postponed because of weather. Also I think this forum is giving my epilepsy.
My hands and face are frozen and my phone stopped working for a while and then came back to life after 10 minutes near the wood stove. I shoveled for 3 hours straight and it's 5:37 am EDT and I am going to smoke a gigantic joint and listen to Napalm Death while I look for jerkables on my phone as I feel a little fisty. I looked at my 80's and 90's porno mags and I already done all those broads.
Maybe a stack of flapjacks will enhance my spurt.
See you later diary!
Kisses on your tummy,
Darren
I spent all night digging out because I had to fly to NYC for work and now that I finally dug out, I was told that my meeting is postponed because of weather. Also I think this forum is giving my epilepsy.
My hands and face are frozen and my phone stopped working for a while and then came back to life after 10 minutes near the wood stove. I shoveled for 3 hours straight and it's 5:37 am EDT and I am going to smoke a gigantic joint and listen to Napalm Death while I look for jerkables on my phone as I feel a little fisty. I looked at my 80's and 90's porno mags and I already done all those broads.
Maybe a stack of flapjacks will enhance my spurt.
See you later diary!
Kisses on your tummy,
Darren
Dear Hellscape DIary
hun
Tonight was brutal. I lost power and I think it killed my new electric range and stove. It might be a capacitor, since those things smell like stale pussy when they pop. It will be until Monday at the earliest that I can get this chunk of shit out of my kitchen and replaced because it is under warranty. Hail Satan. He reminds me to keep receipts like an old woman scrap books.
I got hungry and there is a huge wall of snow and ice preventing me from free movement. I took the cover off the stove and made some hottie d's with buttered Canadian sour dough. It came out pretty good but the anger inside me would not subside. I went outside and shouted at the firmament, but it looks like the snow is here to stay, and the driveway went wet around me, a warm arterial spray.
I fee like Anne Frank only I am hiding in plain sight.
Love and warm hugs,
DARSEN
hun
Tonight was brutal. I lost power and I think it killed my new electric range and stove. It might be a capacitor, since those things smell like stale pussy when they pop. It will be until Monday at the earliest that I can get this chunk of shit out of my kitchen and replaced because it is under warranty. Hail Satan. He reminds me to keep receipts like an old woman scrap books.
I got hungry and there is a huge wall of snow and ice preventing me from free movement. I took the cover off the stove and made some hottie d's with buttered Canadian sour dough. It came out pretty good but the anger inside me would not subside. I went outside and shouted at the firmament, but it looks like the snow is here to stay, and the driveway went wet around me, a warm arterial spray.
I fee like Anne Frank only I am hiding in plain sight.
Love and warm hugs,
DARSEN
Dear Diary,
The pats won the superbowl. Every buck toothed acadian idiot owns an SKS or an AR15 and the gunfire started about 10 minutes after the game ended.
Marti is not freaked out by noises but these fucking retards were drunk as fuck and I was out brushing snow off the car because I gotta split in a few hours and its snowing. I go inside and find Marti in the basement shaking. I stepped out and I could hear the crack of bullets descending back across the lake. So my moron neighbor with the SKS decides to arc some shots over there. I could hear the action lock open and prayed he wouldn't let his drunker friends take the rifle. Nope.
After about an hour the cops showed up but the other side of the lake saw this as a green light and kept blasting. In this kind of weather they were 45 minutes away from the cops. Guess what happened when the two idiot Barney Fifes both went over? Yep. The town started up again. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG. It's really loud when it's cold - the air is denser. I finally got Marti calmed down and ready for bed. She has a favorite doll that she won't chew, it's just a hand made rag doll she loves for some reason. She'll carry it around and takes it with her in the car. I have no idea if this is normal or not, I've only ever owned dogs with balls.
Fuck you Maine.
I'd post a video but this site is very bad.
I'm making plans to go elsewhere. Honestly, Meagle locking my thread yesterday kinda ticked me off. I hope he gets hit by a car.
Love hellscape diary (suck my dick and balls)
Darsen
The pats won the superbowl. Every buck toothed acadian idiot owns an SKS or an AR15 and the gunfire started about 10 minutes after the game ended.
Marti is not freaked out by noises but these fucking retards were drunk as fuck and I was out brushing snow off the car because I gotta split in a few hours and its snowing. I go inside and find Marti in the basement shaking. I stepped out and I could hear the crack of bullets descending back across the lake. So my moron neighbor with the SKS decides to arc some shots over there. I could hear the action lock open and prayed he wouldn't let his drunker friends take the rifle. Nope.
After about an hour the cops showed up but the other side of the lake saw this as a green light and kept blasting. In this kind of weather they were 45 minutes away from the cops. Guess what happened when the two idiot Barney Fifes both went over? Yep. The town started up again. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG. It's really loud when it's cold - the air is denser. I finally got Marti calmed down and ready for bed. She has a favorite doll that she won't chew, it's just a hand made rag doll she loves for some reason. She'll carry it around and takes it with her in the car. I have no idea if this is normal or not, I've only ever owned dogs with balls.
Fuck you Maine.
I'd post a video but this site is very bad.
I'm making plans to go elsewhere. Honestly, Meagle locking my thread yesterday kinda ticked me off. I hope he gets hit by a car.
Love hellscape diary (suck my dick and balls)
Darsen